Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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