The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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