New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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