yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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