She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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