we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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