its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
PANTIES FOUND
We smell like vodka and hangover
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