Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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