My underwear smells like fireworks.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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