It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
