She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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