listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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