wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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