Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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