I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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