i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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