ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
