I got chris browned last night
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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