You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You left your phone here
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