careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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