We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We are all done wearing pants today
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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