Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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