This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
