are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
