I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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