What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Also, beer. Big fan.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize