that's an acceptable place to lick
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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