The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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