my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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