You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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