there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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