found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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