To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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