I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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