Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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