I think I died a long time ago.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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