just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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