I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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