i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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