On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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