Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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