I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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