that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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