I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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