I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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