ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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