Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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