her vagine was all disorganized.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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