i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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