i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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