This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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