It's Friday. Sex?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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