Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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