did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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