its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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