Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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