Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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